David Lee Roth has been spending part of his time during the Covid-19 pandemic lockdown creating original art on his twitter page.
In a piece entitled “Jury Duty”, is an ocean scene with a frog and two fish with wide opened mouths and eyes.
Roth added the text:
Judge: Juror No. 7, Do you think you would make a good juror?
No. 7: Yes your honor, I do.
Judge: And why is that?
No. 7: You honor, I’ve done a lot of traveling and I know the good and bad neighborhoods
Judge: Good and bad neighborhoods?
No. 7: Your honor, I’ve seen whole communities where every single person in them was a crook, a liar, a thief, or covering for somebody who was (stunned silence)
Judge: Juror No. 7, can you tell me one of those neighborhoods?
No. 7 Your honor, my first example would be the legal community of Beverly Hills..
This is how I got out of jury duty
Excellent
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