Brutally Honest Listing For “Demonic” Chihuahua Goes Viral

New Jersey’s Tyfanee Fortuna recently shared an adoption call on Facebook for her foster dog, Prancer, who she calls a “’neurotic, man hating, animal hating, children hating dog that look like [a gremlin].” Tyfanee says she’s tried to make Prancer sound “palatable,” but adds, “the problem is he’s just not.” She says she believes there is someone out there for Prancer, but she’s not it, noting, she and her family “live in the grips of the demonic Chihuahua hellscape he has created in our home.” Tyfanee insists that Prancer would only be good for a single woman, a lesbian couple or a mother and daughter household, since he hates men, other animals and children. She does add, however, that he has some good qualities. For example: “He offers better protection than Capitol security and is loyal beyond belief.” She adds that while he’s only 2 years old, he’ll probably live to be 21 through pure spite. Tyfanee’s brutal description has since gone viral, and has been reshared over 44,000 times, with some people actually interested in Prancer.