The cops in Hopkinton, Massachusetts got a call around 6:30 A.M. on Monday about a couple who was walking their dog… NAKED.
When the cops tracked down the couple, 32-year-old Mariel Kinney and 30-year-old Kevin Pinto both took off running.
They also started attacking when the cops caught up with them. They were both arrested for indecent exposure, assault and battery on a police officer, disturbing the peace, disorderly conduct, and resisting arrest.
So WHY were they naked? The cops say Mariel and Kevin wouldn’t give them a straight answer. But the cops DID say their dog Lucy is a, quote, “very good dog.”
